The Battle Colisseum

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with your hammer in hand or not? Wink

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:22 pm

Mistress J wrote:: with your hammer in hand or not?

oh no, not again Razz

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Mistress J meets the challenge......and dares I am Thor to start the fight..........

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since when does I AM THOR ever not have his hammer in his hand Laughing

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:07 am

¤ Angel Slayer wrote:: since when does I AM THOR ever not have his hammer in his hand

awww, thats so wrong on many levels Razz

Raises his warhammer, waiting to strike

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Mistress J raises her whip and skillfully hits I am Thor's wrist causing him to drop his mighty hammer....and stings his arm too......he is unarmed...for now at least....

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:54 pm

Thor grabs the whip at the next attack and using his power, causes the whip to burst into flames reducing it to ashes. Then proceeds to pick up his hammer and smashes it to the ground, thunder and lightening fill the air as he's shaking the earth apart at Mistress J's feet

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I'm trying so hard to resist making rude comments..........

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:35 pm

haha, i set it up on purpose like that lol!

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I knew you did....that's why I'm resisting....... Very Happy

But there are so many possiblities of rudeness......aaarrrggghhhhhhhh

Temptation...... Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:31 pm

lol, you know you want to...give in to the temptation Twisted Evil

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what did you foresee then???

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:16 pm

oh, im not telling lol!

ill just say it was some twisted humor

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lol...me too....very twisted.....

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:52 pm

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Mistress J swipes at I am Thor with her twisted sense of humour.......I am Thor could well be taken aback....will the earth move for her again?

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:25 pm

lmfao

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With I am Thor incapacitated due to having no bottom she retrieves her whip and brandishes it.......rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (growls)

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:31 am

I Am Thor recovers and infuses the power of lightening into the battle hammer, giving it the power to direct arcs of lightening at his foes. Realizing that whips are made with flecks of metal at the end of them, he directs an arc of lightening at the whip causing it to burst into flames.

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she drops it, and nurses her poor burnt fingers.......

She draws her dagger.....

post script: Your hammer shoots out lightening...shouldn't you be seeing a doctor about that...it must sting.....?

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:48 pm

Laughs at the feeble attempt to threaten him. Once more raises his hammer and points it at Mistress J's dagger, electrifying it.

In Norse mythology, Thor is the god of thunder and lightening, and the protector of Asgard, where the gods reside. Son of Odin, the second leader of the Gods. So, I'm not so worried about shooting lightening

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I know, I know.....watch youself or I'll put you into Valhalla; do you think I'm a dumb blonde or something? No, don't answer that........

Cunningly Mistress J has come prepared, complete with rubber wellies...she drops her dagger, and pulls out her water pistol.......she soaks him thoroughly ....... giving him (and his hammer) an massive shock...he won't be trying that again in a hurry.........

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:21 am

Being a god of thunder and lightening, Thor is not the slightest bit fazed by Mistress J's tatic, though he applaudes her for her ingenuity. Thor decides it's time to end the fight, using Mjollnir (the hammer), Thor raises it up once more, gathering the power of thunder and lightening, pounds the ground once more with Mjollnir, realising a powerful 360 degree burst of lightening which renders all but the wielder of Mjollnir incapcitated for a month.

Thor, Norse god of Thunder and Lightening, the embodiment of strength, son of Odin, Protector of Asgard and Midgard, has defeated Mistress J. Thor honors his worthy opponent and knows that they will meet again, and challenges the next contestant to step forth.

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Boo shame.....a whole month?????

Mind you it's about time you got to use your hammer on someone else - I've been hogging it......

Enjoyable though.....

Subject: Re: The Battle Colisseum Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:28 pm

Okay, so maybe not a month, more like.....48 hours?
But I never I'd meet someone who makes more twisted references than I do...

Thor challenges the next opponent to stand forth and face him